fan art!

if you were on teen beat, this is how it would look

hope you like it! have you hit 20,000 visitors yet? this is for the celebration!

by morgan at i wish i had a penguin friend, if you havent checked out her genius you must do so...

now.

something from my so called life

so anyway yeah.

i think i somehow made cathy sexy...

with much regards and apologies to Cathy Guisewite who has epitomed... epotimized (yes not a word, whatever) every womans lack of self worth and poor body image, i mean she draws more sweat beads than a korean drawing anime cells for cents a day.... but godammn, isnt it funny to see her main character have an aneurysm over fat free cookies and thong underwear.

or something

anyway have a laugh or not

i am apparently not yet in the club that can call j.

week 10: captain

i struggled with this weeks posti went back and forth and back again, i have a few other sketches that never made it here, but who knows what the future may hold.

anyway it occurred to me that i know far too many women, that there are far too many women in my life with a mindset like this.


Well I don't have as many friends because
I'm not as pretty as I was
I've kicked myself at times because I've lied
So I will have to learn to stand my ground
I'll tell 'em I won't be around
I'll move on over to your town and hide

And you be the Captain
And I'll be no-one
And you can carry me away if you want to
And you can lay low
Just like your father and if
I tread upon your feet you just say so
'Cos you're The Captain, I am no-one,
I tend to feel as though I owe one to you

Well I have handed all my efforts in
I searched here for my second wind
Is there somewhere here to let me in I asked
So I slammed the doors they slammed at me
I found the place I'm meant to be
I figured out my destiny at last

Did I forget to thank you for the ride
I hadn't tried I tend to runaway and hide

finished

just something i did last night...

so as ive mentioned, due to my now extremely busy and unrelenting schedule its been difficult to find time or even the desire to be creative in any way...

this is something i drew for a friend last night while we were hanging out after work. its just a blue line pencil sketch, im planning on throwing it into photoshop and illustrator later tonight when i get home.

in other news, 52 fridays is fast approaching the 20,000 hit mark, ill have to do something special for that. if any of you want to participate and do some kind of drawing or sketch or whatever id be honored and would proudly display it for all the internet to see.

also to those of you talente peoples who have contacted me about a link exchange the answer is a resounding "id love to!" and i will be adding links to your sites sometime this week.

i guess thats about it.

now im off to the hell that is my coffee wage slave inspiration.

(ps. in CWS news i think that i will be doing weekly posts, i do apologize for the lack of regular posting there i just havent had time to draw all of the experiences that ive had since working there. rest assures there is a notebook in my bag as i type that is half filled with general douche-baggery and ass-hattery.)

as some of you may or may not know, i am a big fan of the comic DEMO. and really you should be too.


i saw this the other day and had to take a picture.


brian, becky, this ones for you.

emergency, again

or why i shouldnt have gone to college.

or that college anyway.

so today i found out that i owe virtually every lending institution in the country money, and its money i dont have.

despite working two jobs and not going out and all that.

i dont how im going to fix this.

i do know that avoiding the phone and not opening mail is a real shitty way to live, seriously i need to figure this out.

yeah i guess this is kinda an emergency.

week 9: emergency

there is nothing worse than realizing that you left your lighter or matches at home. the sheer frustration of having a cigarette and no way to light it.

and knowing that mankind has been able to create fire since the dawn of time and you cant doesnt make things any better.

missing pants

between all thats going on in my life, the new jobs and all that crap (read: excuses) im reposting a piece .

originally this was for another prompt that i had wanted to do this as a three piece comic, but i wont, what i will do is give you all the background.

early in my college days i befriended this really awesome person, she was wild, artsy and, well, everything that i could have ever asked for in a friend.

she had no inhibitions and would always say things that would throw people off just for the fun of it.

she also was into body mods and was a bit flaky, always tattooing, piercing and re-piercing etc...

she also like to dye her pubic hair at times.

and she loved showing these mods off.

so anyway one day we were walking to a cafe to get coffee and the whole "my inability to grow consistent facial hair (to this day still thin an patchy)" when she stopped right there on market street and said.

hah, even i have a moustache.

i looked at her not knowing what the hell she was talking about and as i stood there she pulled up her shirt and opened her button flys.

lo and behold. she had a little himmler moustache.


just not over the lips i expected.

and no pants.

hopefully this might be a solution to the whole clicking on my images for better detail.

again with the damned couch.

and, well, its all true, as smart as she was she didnt/chose not to see the point.

and among other things, its bad enough to miss something that youve missed once, but to lose it twice...

ifn: dont

dont

i have a few ideas on this one.

mainly in this case its dont leave the house today, and then, after being gone for work, its dont go back inside.

in both cases i do, and its always a mistake.