this one took a bit of thought for me, i had some other ideas, some that ran along the same lines as this one, some that focused on other meanings of the word, some of the darker meanings.
then i remembered this girl at borders.
im not going to mention names, who knows who might be reading this, but i got to the regester and my breath stch in my chest. i didnt blurt out " i love you" but i think i said someting equally lame like, "i like me read good...."
anyway, i managed to pay for my books and beat a hasty retreat, i did find myself looking forward to trips to borders after that.